Thursday, January 27, 2011

The United States of Shame :(

Well, this is depressing. Each state is labeled by what they're worst at
AK- Highest suicide rate
AL- Highest rates of stroke
AR- State with the worst credit score 
AZ- Highest rate of alcoholism
CA- Worst air pollution
CO- Highest cocaine use
CT- Highest rate of breast cancer
DE- Most abortions
FL- Highest rate of identity theft
GA- Highest rate of illness
HI- Highest cost of living
IA- Highest average age
ID- Lowest level of government control (how did you calculate this?)
IL- Highest rate of robbery
IN- Least "green" state (subjective)
KS- Lowest general public health
KY-Highest number of cancer-related deaths
LA- Highest incidence of gonorrhea
MA- Worst drivers (Nope, FL or VA takes that title)
MD- Highest incidence of AIDS
ME- Lowest average IQ
MI- Highest unemployment (outdated?)
MN- Highest number of Tornadoes (really?)
MO- Highest rate of bankruptcy
MS- Most obese state
MT- Highest rate of drunk driving
NC- Lowest teacher salary
ND- Ugliest residents (subjective)
NH- Highest corporate taxes (this is a bad thing?)
NE- Highest rate of violence on females
NJ- Highest taxes
NM- Most anti-social (subjective)
NV- Highest crime rate
NY- Longest commute (agreed)
PA- Highest rate of arson
OH- Nerdiest state (opinion)
OK- Highest number of female criminals
OR- Highest homeless population
RI- Highest rate of drug use (Brown U?)
SC- Most mobile homes (this is bad?)
SD- Most rapes
TN- Most corrupt state (really?, I think this is subjective)
TX- Lowest rate of high school graduation
UT- Highest porn usage (hypocrites)
VA- Highest number of motorcycle-related deaths
VT- Highest rate of infertility (also the least use of deodorant)
WA- Highest rate of bestiality
WV- Highest rate of heart attacks
WI- Highest rate of binge drinking
WY- Highest number of fatal car crashes

the opposite of this will be posted soon

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